First the temperature gun at your forehead,
To prove that you are not already dead.
Then hundreds of questions to be answered NO,
Otherwise one YES will be your vaccine woe.
“Did you cough, sneeze or blow your nose this past year?”
Don’ be afraid, answer honestly without fear.
But a little fib will secure your fate,
And vaccine anxiety and stress dissipate.
“Have you hugged or embraced any human in the past?”
“Nope, never done that,” so the NO answers last.
Too many questions to be answered negative,
An “all no” check box would be both quick and cognitive.
Find a “YES” answer in this protocol,
Then true Wisdom requires an overhaul.